Jace broke off the kiss and stepped back with an exhale; before Clary could say anything, a chorus of sarcastic applause broke out from the nearby hill. Simon, Isabelle, and Alec waved at them. Jace bowed while Clary stepped back slightly sheepishly, hooking her thumbs...
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Cassandra Clare
If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.
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Jess C. Scott
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
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Ljupka Cvetanova
Keep trying? I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky
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Ljupka Cvetanova
Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.
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Stephenie Meyer
More Quotes By Tim Heidecker
Have you ever wondered how to commit human sacrifice and destroy all the evidence while having a delicious meal all at the same time? It’s called cannibalism and all it means is eating another human being. It’s not that hard.
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.
There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world.
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.
